My Crystals Are Charged, I'm Not — Oversized Tee

THE LORE
Your crystals are cleansed, moon-bathed, and vibrating on a higher plane. You, meanwhile, are running on 4% battery, three unread therapy reminders, and pure spite. This is the uniform for the spiritually-aware-but-emotionally-unavailable — the ones who manifest abundance and still can't text back. Wear it when your aura is glowing but your social battery flatlined in 2021.

THE FIT
260 GSM cotton-poly Terry-knit — heavyweight armour for heavy energy and zero plans. Unisex oversized cut with dropped shoulders for that broken-in, recharge-in-bed-all-day silhouette. 90/10 cotton-poly with a premium hand-feel that hugs back harder than your ex. Care: wash inside-out cold, dry low, flip before ironing — protect the lore.

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