My Crystals Are Charged. I'm Not. Oversized Tee

THE LORE
You manifested. You cleansed the crystals under the full moon. You set the intentions — and then ran out of battery before the universe could deliver. This is the official uniform of spiritually-stocked, emotionally-depleted bestie energy: aura cleansed, social battery at 2%. Wear it when your crystals are doing more work than you are and you've fully accepted it.

THE FIT
90/10 cotton-poly, 260 GSM Terry-knit — heavyweight armour for your lowest-energy main-character days. Unisex oversized cut with drop shoulders that hang like you've already given up (in a chic way) — relaxed, roomy, broken-in from the first wear. Care: wash inside-out in cold, dry on low, flip before ironing. Low-maintenance, just like the energy you're radiating.

The Capricorn who scheduled a rest day and called it productivity. @ that one friend whose Notion is immaculate and whose sleep schedule is a crime scene.

Limited drop — once the energy shifts (mercury's always plotting), it's gone. Add to cart before the retrograde takes it personally.