All My Red Flags Are Planetary — Oversized Astrology Tee

It's not toxic, it's transit season. A garland of red flags strung across your chest — each one stamped with a zodiac glyph — so the world knows your chaos is cosmic, not personal.

• The print: "All My Red Flags Are Planetary" under a bunting of zodiac-marked red flags — astro humour that actually lands.
• Saturn return survivor energy: blame Mercury, blame Mangal, never blame yourself. Jaisa likha hai, waisa hi hai.
• 260 GSM terry knit: thick, structured, premium hand-feel — drapes heavy, looks expensive.
• Oversized drop-shoulder fit: roomy, unisex, brunch-to-baithak versatile.
• Black base: goes with everything, including your kundli doshas.

Every red flag in your chart — the Scorpio moon, the Mangal placement, the retrograde you were born under — they're not flaws, they're features. This tee is for everyone who's ever said "main aisi hi hoon, dosh grahon ka hai" with full conviction. Self-aware, slightly unhinged, completely written in the stars.

Fit & care: Unisex oversized fit with drop shoulders — size down for a regular fit. 90/10 cotton-polyester terry, 260 GSM. Wash inside-out in cold water, tumble dry low, iron inside-out to keep the flags flying.

Apne red flags ko proudly pehno — add to cart before the next retrograde hits. ₹899.